*Grab your current read.*Open to a random page.
*Share two "teaser" sentences from somewhere on that page.
Here's mine from My Name Is Legion by Roger Zelazny (p. 103):
The following morning, during the ambulatory, coffee-tropism phase of preconsciousness, I stumbled across the most damnable, frightening item in the entire case. Or rather, I stepped over it--perhaps even on it--before its existence registered itself. There followed an appreciable time lag, and then its possible significance occurred to me.